Know the one Im talking about? Kind of small, Bitchy eyes, long nose, black hat? Yeah, the JE-. Oh, uhhh, nevermind. I meant the HENRY VACUUMS.

The other day, I was walking through Tokyo when one of these stupid vacuum caught my eyes. Jesus christ, that smug fucking smile pisses me off. I stood in front of the showcase for awhile before one of the clerks came up to me and started to ask me stupid fucking questions like "Henry vacuums! they are bery goo! Do Yuo wan try one!! try henry vacuum ROooOng time!" (japansese clerks with their stupid Japanese accent). Well, first off I DONT. secondly, HAYAAAAA *slaps his head and limbs off* I DONT FUCKING LIKE HENRY VACUUMS!!!

The thing is, I use to own one of these when I was five. Even then, these things used to piss me off. They have ZERO sucking power. You could spend an entire day trying to suck up a single lint and it wouldnt happen. The only thing they suck is ass. Also, who the fuck designed these? The vacuum part isnt even his mouth, its his nose. So hes technically "snorting" dust. AND its made in ENGLAND, and I doubt Henry has the know how to get a working visa in Japan. Now you have a Immigrant,Crack head, junkie vacuum that doesnt do its job, which they stole from hard working JAPANESE vacuums.

ITS SMUG BITCHY EYES TOO. HEY, YOU STUPID BRITISH FUCK. LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN IM USING YOU TO SUCK MY DICK.