Interview with Joe Biden
Newchoppa (best person ever):
First Id like to say thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to
talk to me.
Biden:
No problem, anything for my fellow American-
Newchoppa:
American? Im no stinkin American you dementia ridden old man! And isnt "fellow american" obamas thing?
Biden:
ummmm uhhhhhh umh uhhh mhuuu uhhhhh
Newchoppa:
Spit it out you Old fuck! What are you trying to Say?
Biden:
Umm uhhh Thanks for voting...?
Newchoppa:
you realize no one actually likes you, right?
Biden:
well, actually, if you look at the popular vote, I won by a sizable margi-
Newchoppa:
[Yawn]
Biden:
Come one ma-
Newchoppa:
Yeah, anyway. Rumor has it that you suck ass. Is this true?
Bolton:
Yes.
Newchoppa:
I thought so. You know, your politics is way shitty. How is it that you suck
so much ass?
Biden:
Ummmm uhhh well... I wake up every morning and take my pills. and take my pills.
and take my pills. and take my pills. and take my pills.
Newchoppa:
[looks over at camera crew] What the fuck is he doing.
Off camera 1:
KATY!! HES DOING THAT THING AGAIN!
Off camera 2:
BIDEN REBOOTING!!!
Biden:
rebooting.
Newchoppa:
Jesus Christ, What the fuck is wrong with this guy.
Biden:
Hello, fellow americ-
Newchoppa:
yea yea we already went over that. Speaking of being fucking gay, I bet youre a huge fun of sucking cock, huh?
Biden:
Oh yea, I love sucking cock. As the president of the united states, I get to suck the very best of the American penis.
Oh yes, let me tell you about Tyrone, Tyrone has the biggest schlong in the state, we call him Nig-
Newchoppa:
Woah, hold it right there. Way more than I needed to know.
Newchoppa:
[Flips through note]
Newchoppa:
Man, you sure are a dipshit.
Biden:
Yup, that about covers it.
Newchoppa
Well, before I let you go, I'd like to thank you again for your time, good
luck with your future projects-- no wait... choke and die.
Biden:
Hey, no problem. Nice to meet you [reaches to shake my hand--denied].
Recently I had a chance to sit down and talk with Joe Biden. Here's how
the interview went: